Chocolate Any One?

At the subway station, lost as usual...I sit down on the bench and decide to wait on the next train. In which I can ask the conductor; what train do I need to take to get to where I want to go? Sitting beside me is a heavy set Caucasian men singing Jesus Is the Answer. Just as free as he want to be. He stops and looks at me and says "People think I'm crazy, but I don't care!" I nod at him, thinking aww I haven't heard that song in such a long time. Part of me really wanted to sing along, but something said DON'T.

I see the next train approaching so I got in position on the platform where the conductor window where land. The Singing Man was watching me the whole time. I kindly asked the conductor for the correct directions. He gave them to me, and then I took my seat to wait on the appropriate train. As I sat there I begun to smell the scent of chocolate very strongly! So strong I thought I had sat in some candy. I got up to check the back of my dress and the bottom of my seat, but there was nothing there. Funny I didn't smell that smell earlier when I was sitting there. The singing man looked at me and ask " What's the matter? Did you sit in something wet?"I tell him " No. I thought I sat in some chocolate". I then ask him if he smelled the strong scent of chocolate? He told me that he smelled it too.. Then he started looking around. While he is looking I noticed him putting something in his mouth. I asked him "What's that your eating?" He showed me the package...AND...IT'S A BAG OF WHOPPERS! I told him "That's what I'm smelling! Whoppers are chocolate!" He looked at me with an OOOO, yeah expression. I thought to myself "Poor guy he really doesn't know. He is CRAZY!"